There's an odd and interesting article posted at Archaeology.org, about the practicality and ethics of cloning Neanderthals.
To his credit, author Zach Zorich doesn't even waste space worrying about the menace of Neanderthals rampaging through the streets, carrying off starlets and looting video stores. He's more concerned with whether it's right to do it, and what legal (and moral) rights a cloned Neanderthal would have.
This seems like a very simple issue to me. The "rightness" of doing it doesn't seem any different from any other sort of in vitro fertilization. Fertility clinics "create humans" all the time and nobody seems to think it's evil. Similarly a great deal of modern livestock (such as dairy cattle) are created by artificial insemination, and again, nobody minds.
As to what legal rights a cloned Neanderthal would have -- again, that seems pretty straightforward. Neanderthals are humans. Says so right in the species name, Homo sapiens neanderthalensis. They presumably have all the rights and privileges of any human.
If it turns out a Neanderthal human is significantly less intelligent than the rest of us (and I tend to doubt that) there are legal mechanisms to determine competence. This is all a well-traveled road. No surprises.
To my mind, the biggest question raised by the article is one it kind of assumes. Why bother? Sure, it would be kind of cool to see a Neanderthal walking around -- except that it wouldn't be a real Neanderthal from the Ice Age, it would be a chimera assembled out of bits and pieces of surviving Neanderthal DNA, probably with a lot of sapiens DNA to fill in the gaps. It wouldn't really teach us anything about the ancient Neanderthals. All we would learn about is the design decisions made by the genetic engineers in charge of creating the pseudo-Neanderthal.
And we certainly wouldn't learn anything about Neanderthal psychology, society, or thought processes, because we'd be studying a Neanderthal human growing up in a setting no Neanderthal ever experienced -- the modern world. It's like studying alien life by playing Spore.
Cloning a Neanderthal human from ancient DNA wouldn't be very different from creating a unicorn by modifying a horse's genes. It would be interesting and fun. But the only thing you'd learn is how to do it.
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