A group of British students doing a dig at an early Medieval churchyard have made an interesting discovery. They found the body of a woman carefully buried just outside the churchyard boundary.
Scholars are baffled, but we know what this means.
It's obviously a vampire.
Now those poor teenagers are going to get hunted down and exsanguinated one by one, until all that remain of their class are a misunderstood loner guy and a cute-but-plucky girl. They need to call in UNIT before it gets that far.
U.N.I.T. is helpless against the vampire menace. Contact Tor-, er Orchwood-tay.
Posted by: barrett | July 10, 2007 at 10:52 AM