First of all, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day! And if you want more piratical goodness, check this out: a trailer for the special Pirate issue of Shimmer.
Of course, none of this matters because humanity is doomed. A meteorite from space has brought a mysterious plague, and we all know what that means. Zombies. Probably Zombie Pirates, too.
Maybe these guys can help, but I doubt it. We all know bullets won't stop them. Time to make sure all your Zombie Contingency Plans are in order.




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