Arr, Matey! 'Tis the End o' the World!

First of all, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day!  And if you want more piratical goodness, check this out:  a trailer for the special Pirate issue of Shimmer.

Of course, none of this matters because humanity is doomed.  A meteorite from space has brought a mysterious plague, and we all know what that means.  Zombies.  Probably Zombie Pirates, too.

Maybe these guys can help, but I doubt it.  We all know bullets won't stop them.  Time to make sure all your Zombie Contingency Plans are in order.